Penname: oldershouldknowbetter
Member Since: 2014.02.10

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Stories Posted: 5
Reviews Posted: 152
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I'm too old (and the wrong sex) to like this stuff so much. My wife tolerates it. My daughter rolls her eyes at me. One son makes fun of me and my gay son doesn't know what to think. I like Harry/Ginny, but Rose/Scorpius is THE ONE TRUE PAIRING!

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1 : Pride and Scorpius by oldershouldknowbetter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 65




"Hey Hermione, you'll never guess who Albus invited home, only Scorpius-bloody-Malfoy that's who! †Rosie, I hope you won't be bringing him here, you know what I said."

"Don't worry daddy, I hate him and I beat him in every test too."

See what happens when a Rose full of pride (and not a little prejudice) meets Scorpius.
Like P&P the romance will eventually come, but Rose has to fall in hate with Scorpius before she finds out how much he really means to her.


Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.10.27   Latest Chapter: 2015.06.29 Updated: 2015.06.29 Status: WIP (42202 words)

2 : Once More by oldershouldknowbetter     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


Hippogriffs and a Malfoy, that's just asking for trouble.

A single entry for four different challenges:-

patronus_charmís The Angst Galore Challenge

ad astra's The Sink Your Ship Challenge

jessicalorewrites' The Diversity Challenge

HappyMollyWeasley's The Addicted to Albus & Scorpius Challenge

Genres: Drama, Angst, LGBTQA   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Rose, Scorpius   Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong violence
Published: 2015.05.14   Latest Chapter: 2015.06.01 Updated: 2015.06.01 Status: COMPLETED (5281 words)

3 : Harry Potter and the Final Year by oldershouldknowbetter     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 35





Harry Potter is going back to Hogwarts.

There's no Malfoy to make his life miserable. †There's no Snape, no Voldemort.

All he has to do is relax, learn magic and maybe spend some quality time with his new girlfriend.†

But before he goes back there's just a few things he has to take care of.†


NOTE: the warnings are mainly for right near the end of the story; most of the stuff for the first few chapters is fairly PG.†

Banner drawn by myself

Genres: Drama, General, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Bill, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Narcissa, OC, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2014.10.05   Latest Chapter: 2015.05.03 Updated: 2015.05.03 Status: WIP (46463 words)

4 : A Story for Bedtime by oldershouldknowbetter     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


When a certain Weasley Princess has to go to bed, sometimes the only thing that can get her there is a story.

Done for the Ravenclaw Easter Writing Challenge:

Prompt 2 - International Children's Book Day


Genres: Fluff, General   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, Ron, Rose   Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2015.04.07   Latest Chapter: 2015.04.08 Updated: 2015.04.08 Status: COMPLETED (2841 words)

5 : Five Exclamation Marks by oldershouldknowbetter     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


Ron had a good life after the War - A wife, a house, a good job and two wonderful, smart children.

Unfortunately though, not everything went as he planned.

Written for : PrimeSuspectsAreNargles's Terry Pratchett Quote Challenge

(it's not very happy though, sorry)

Genres: Drama, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Rose   Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Contains profanity, Substance abuse
Published: 2015.03.16   Latest Chapter: 2015.03.16 Updated: 2015.03.16 Status: COMPLETED (3792 words)
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