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Chapter 1 : Losing Your Mind Granger?
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Alll the sixth years let out a big groan as Slughorn started assigning partners. "Mr. Potter and Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Crabbe."
Ron groaned, "Great. I'm stuck with a troll for a partner."
"What was that Mr. Weasley?" Slughorn asked.
"Nothing sir." Ron quickly said.
"Yes I'm sure. Now Mr. Malfoy and Miss Granger." He continued.
Hermione instantly protested, "Professor! please switch me with someone else!"
"What's the matter Ganger? Scared of me?" Draco smirked.
"No but if you looked in the mirror, you might be scared of your own reflection." Hermione stated.
"Miss Granger I'm sure it will all work out. I suggest you get started." Slughorn said.
Hermione sighed and sat down next to Draco in the back of the classroom. "Okay let's get this straight, I hate you and you hate me. I don't care to fail and neither do you so let's get this done." Hermione stated.
"Fine by me Granger. Get to work then." Draco yawned and leaned back in his chair.
"I'm not doing this myself! You're supposed to help! Start by adding these ingredients. I'll go get some more." Hermione protested.
"Fine." Draco rolled his eyes.
As Draco stirred the potion, Hermione walked to the cupboard to retireve the other items. When Draco mumbled, "This class is so ridculous." Hermione gasped seeing the color of the potion.
"Malfoy! What are you doing?" Hermione shrieked as she stood by the cauldron.
"Stirring the potion Granger. You wanted me to help so I am!" Draco stated.
"But it's not supposed to be green! It should be purple by now! What-" Hermione shouted furiously.
But before she could finish, the thick liquid started to bubble and boil over the table. Hermione was blown backward from the loud explosion and as she wiped the liquid from her mouth, everyone was rushing over to see what had happened. "Hermione! Are you all right? Malfoy if you did-" Ron started to say.
"I didn't do anything Weasley!" Draco stated.
Hermione stood and looked at Draco with wide eyes. "Is that my name?"
"Yeah! Granger have you lost your mind?" Draco rolled his eyes.
Hermione continued saring at Draco like she was in a trance. Harry asked her, "Are you okay Hermione?"
"Hermione? That's an awfully long name. Don't you agree?" Hermione seemed confused.
"Yeah. You're Hermione Granger! You're sixteen and your parents are tooth pullers or what are they called Harry?" Ron groaned.
"Dentists Ron." Harry sighed.
"Yeah those people." Ron nodded.
"Tooth pullers? That doesn't sound very fun." Hermione stated.
Draco looked at Hermione and Ron said angrily, "Way to go Malfoy! She's mental!"
"I didn't do anything! The potion probably did this to her!" Draco said offended.
"You're Draco Malfoy?" Hermione asked excitedly.
"Yeah. The guy you hate Granger." Draco stated.
"Hate? I could never hate you! I am your number one fan!" Hermione shrieked in excitement.
"WHAT?" Ron, Harry and Draco asked in shock.
Hermione smiled still looking at Draco with excited eyes. "I'm head of the Malfoy fan club! I know everything about you! You do know when you wear black, your grey eyes just sparkle!"
Ron looked ready to gag. Draco looked at her in shock and disgust. "Granger, you have deinfitely lost your mind."
"Please call me..Wait. What's my name?" Hermione asked confused.
"Hermione!" Ron shouted.
"Yeah that. Actually, call me anything you want! I don't care! We should totally go out sometime!" Hermione said dreamily.
"I want to throw up in disgust." Ron mumbled.
"Go read your books or something Granger." Draco said.
"Books? I like to read?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah you're a bookworm!" Ron said annoyed.
"No way! I would rather be with Draco! Let's go do something!" Hermione quickly said and grabbed Draco's arm.
"Mr. Malfoy, escort Miss Granger to the hospital wing." Slughorn instructed.
"Fine. Let's go Granger." Draco sighed.
"I love it when you say my last name!" Hermione sighed happily.
"Now I want to throw up." Draco groaned.
As they walked down the hall to the hospital wing, Hermione seemed fascinated by the school halls. "This place is huge! Is it yours?"
"No." Draco stated annoyed.
Hermione started acting odd. She was skipping merrily down the hall holding Draco's hand. "Why are we going to the hospital wing? I'm not sick Drakey."
"You need it. Don't call me that!" Draco angrily said.
"What should I call you?" Hermione asked happily.
"Don't talk to me at all!" Draco angrily stated.
"You're so cute when you're annoyed by me!" Hermione giggled.
"I hope Madame Pomefrey can fix your mind." Draco mumbled.
"You're so cute when you mumble!" Hermione sighed.
"Granger stop it!" Draco shouted.
Once they reached the hospital wing, Draco let out a sigh of relief. Madame Pomefrey handed Hermione several potions. Once she drank them down, she asked curiously, "What am I doing here?"
"You're not in love with me?" Draco asked quickly.
"In love? With you? Merlin no! Have you lost your mind Malfoy?" Hermione asked clearly disgusted.
"Glad you are back to normal!" Malfoy sighed.
Hermione asked Ron at lunch, "Did I do anything weird Ron?"
"Mione, just don't ever let Draco stir another potion when you're his partner. In fact, don't go anywhere near him." Ron stated.
a/n: this is my first attempt at Dramione!!! I hope you enjoyed it! I'm typically not a humerous type of writer so I hope this brought some laughs!
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