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Stupid Girls by CrimsonDesire06
Chapter 1 : Not So Stupid
 
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Rose Weasley growled menacingly as she turned her gaze to her cousin, Albus Potter. He was smirking at a pretty blonde thing that walked by them as they were waiting for their Potions teacher and nudging Scorpius Malfoy in the ribs. Albus whispered something to the blonde boy and they broke into laughter. The blonde that had just walked passed was Michele Marcus. She was in seventh year with them and was in Slytherin. She was also known as the school slut. Rose threw disgusted looks at Albus and Scorpius as they wolf whistled as Michele stopped in front of her friends, who stood further down the hall, and flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder.  She glanced back at Albus and winked before turning back to her giggling friends.

 

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl


 

Rose rolled her eyes and turned around. She couldn’t wait for class to start.

“You guys are so immature,” she stated.

On Hogsmeade weekend Rose walked down the street from the bookstore with Scorpius by her side. He had his hand in his pockets and was looking at his feet as he walked. He glanced up momentarily and a smirk formed on his face. Rose looked in the direction he was looking to see Albus emerge from an alley with Michele behind him. Her lips were swollen, her cloths were askew and her hair was messy. Albus look quite similar; his hair even more messed up then usual. He kissed her cheek and gave her a little slap on the butt before walking across the street to the Quidditch shop where his friends were waiting for him. Scorpius suddenly perked up and slowly looked down at Rose.

“I have to go,” he said.

Rose looked up to see one of Michele’s ditsy blonde friends waving at him from outside of the Hogshead. She looked back over to where Scorpius was to see he wasn’t there. He was already jogging towards the girl.

“Later Rosie!” he shouted.

 

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?


 

She sighed happily as she sat down next to her fifteen year old cousin, Lily Potter. The red head looked up from her book momentarily to greet her before turning away to continue reading. Why couldn’t there be more people like Lily, she thought as she put food onto her plate. All the girls acted like total idiots and starved themselves to be skinny. They’d laugh for no reason at all and fell over themselves for hot guys, especially Quidditch players. Rose just didn’t understand what the big deal was.

“Hi Joey,” Lily suddenly giggled.

Rose glanced over to see Joseph Fox, a sixth year Ravenclaw and Quidditch captain. Lily had turned to him and gave him her rapt attention as he told her about his practice before dinner, her book forgotten on the table. Rose rolled her eyes as she turned away.

 

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl


(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair


 

It seemed as though every thin girl in Hogwarts was acting stupid. Was she the only sane one? What was wrong with a girl who could think? Rose didn’t think there was any guy out there who would like a good conversation over a snog. There was definitely something wrong with the world. She wondered if this was how her mother felt, if school was like this for her too. How did her mum win her dad over anyway? Maybe if she could figure out how she did it, Rose could do the same.

She glared next to her at Albus and Scorpius as they discussed which girls they wanted to snog and which they didn’t. They were currently sitting under an oak tree by the edge of the lake. It was the weekend and nearing summer. Several of the girls were walking about in short shorts or skirts with tinny tops that showed of their tinny bodies, usually tops that only covered their chests. Michele and her group were at the edge of the lake closest to them. They were laid out on beach towels in nothing but tinny little bikinis sun bathing.

“Anna may be good for a quick snog,” Albus was saying. “But Michele is good for just about anything. So is Jessica. That girl is so flexible.  Have you tried her?”

Rose blanched at the words. She sucked in a deep breath and turned to the boys in anger.

“Albus Potter!” she shouted. “I cannot believe what you just said. That is disgusting that you would even ask that! She’s not a prized animal for Merlin’s sake! None of them are!”

“Whoa Rosie,” Scorpius stood. “Calm down there.”

“I will not calm down!” Rose turned to him. “You’re just as bad as him! Don’t think I haven’t heard you talking like that too. You’re both pigs!”

 

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl


 

Rose stalked back up to the castle and to the closest bathroom. She threw open the door and walked up to one of the sinks at the far end of the room. She stared at her outraged expression in the mirror for several minutes before the door opened and Michele, Anna, and Jessica walked in. They nodded at her in acknowledgement before circling around Anna.

“Oh my God you guys!” Anna exclaimed. “I totally ate more then 300 calories at lunch!”

“Yeah,” Jessica nodded. “You are getting a little fat!”

Rose stared at them in shock. Anna couldn’t be more then 100 pounds and her supposed friend was calling her fat! Michele didn’t say anything as she fixed her hair in the mirror next to Anna.

“Thanks for telling me!” Anna smiled. “Can I borrow that?”

Michele looked over to them with a smile and handed Anna something that was in her hand. Anna turned and walked into the closest stall, closing the door behind her. Rose’s eyes grew wide as she heard retching sounds coming from that stall. She couldn’t believe that the girl was actually forcing herself to throw up! She turned on her heal and hurried from the bathroom. She was hurrying towards the stairs to go to the Gryffindor common room when she heard her name being called. She turned to see Scorpius striding toward her. 

“Where’ve you been?” he asked. “I’ve been looking all over for you!”

“I’ve been in the bathroom,” Rose shrugged. “What do you want anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to you,” Scorpius frowned at her.

“Talk? Ha!” Rose glared at him. “Wouldn’t you rather have a nice snog with Anna? Or maybe Jessica would be better for you? They’re in the bathroom making themselves throw up, if you’d like me to fetch one of them for you…”

“Rose,” Scorpius’s frown deepened. “I don’t want any of them for anything!”

 

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!


 

“Oh?” Rose arched a brow. “Then maybe Michele would be better to suit your needs?”

“No Rose!” Scorpius sighed in annoyance. “I don’t want any of them.”

“Well it apparently doesn’t get any better than them!” she snapped back.

“Yes it does!” Scorpius responded.

“How?” Rose sneered. “That trio is the hottest, best, most desirable girls in school! What could be-“

“Rosie!” he shouted, taking her by the shoulders. “You! You could be and are better than them! I don’t want any of them because I want the hottest, smartest, best, most desired girl in school and that’s you!”

“Oh Merlin!”

Rose didn’t getting any time to respond or think about his words as he pulled her against him and kissed her deeply. Rose shuddered pleasurably as her eyes fell shut, her arms slowly encircling his neck. She never thought it possible that she would get Scorpius Malfoy. She liked him but had never been willing to admit it because he always seemed so interested in those stupid girls. Apparently she’d been wrong.

 

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl




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