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Review #1, by Julia The Art of Inadvertently Handling Unfamiliar Panties in a Rush to Tartarus

27th February 2015:
Man, I forgot how much I love this story. I hope you keep updated.

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Review #2, by Cinnamon The Art of Inadvertently Handling Unfamiliar Panties in a Rush to Tartarus

24th February 2015:
When are you going to update!?!?!?!?!?!

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Review #3, by andy The Art of Inadvertently Handling Unfamiliar Panties in a Rush to Tartarus

6th February 2015:
you are back!! this is so great! i love your story and i cant wait for a new chapter!

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Review #4, by Mallaidh The Art of Inadvertently Handling Unfamiliar Panties in a Rush to Tartarus

2nd February 2015:
Ahhh! I love it! This story is perfectly quirky. The only thing that would make it better is more broom closets - nudge, nudge.

Author's Response: Aweee thank you so much! Hahaha I love the term quirky (which is probably a good thing since people frequently apply to my creations and myself :) And, yes, I have to agree with you there.. *wink wink ;)*

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Review #5, by SilverPatronus The Art of Fraternizing with Puppy-Kicking, Child-Punting, Owl-Punching Ruffians

30th January 2015:
OMG This is officially the funniest chapter I have ever read. I was laughing so hard! Keep up the good work

Author's Response: That is so sweet! Honestly, hearing that I made someone laughed instantly ameliorates my mood! Thank you!! :)

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Review #6, by MERLINEXISTSWITHINMEFOREVER The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

26th March 2014:
This is truly amazing story and you /need/ to update it soon.
I think I must have read this chapter about eight times because malfoy's teasing is the best tthing ever. Seriously.

Author's Response: Sorry for the disastrously belated reply (I'm despicable :( ) But thank you so much! Reviews like this make me beam to myself in public and consequently look suspicious haha

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Review #7, by IDIDNOTWANTTOHAVESEXWITHSIRIUSBLACKITWASMYPMS The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

28th February 2014:


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Review #8, by DoctorUnderwood The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

23rd February 2014:
I love Harry so much. I want to set him on people I know. Is that bad?

Author's Response: On the contrary, I think that is healthy. And the fact that I've created a character so formidable you want to set him on people makes me happy. :D Thank you!

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Review #9, by DoctorUnderwood The Art of Attracting Perverts with Ketchup-Stained Parkas

22nd February 2014:
Yep. Dom is Regina George. No question about it.

If you include "Boo you (not 12+ word)," you'll make my life. Fo' real.

Author's Response: Holy poptarts I totally will... I'm definitely lacking in mean girls references and that needs to be rectified! Thank you, friendship! :)

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Review #10, by TheMarauderChick The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

24th December 2013:
It's all good, we can die alone together bro :)

I don't think Scorpius is a crumbum. Though I may be slightly biased. I actually cannot WAIT for the lessons to begin. I ship scorose so hard in this and I'll probs ship them even harder during the lesson. And you know what rose, screw lysander. Take scorpius and RUN.

I'm really wondering why on earth he's taken such a sudden interest in Rose. Maybe it's not a /sudden/ interest, but a long standing one that he's only just now decided to act on?

This was kind of a filler, but I can't wait for your next update. Bye for now broski oski!

-Sankavi ^_^

P.S. How is the ownership of Ryan Gosling going? You got him yet?

Author's Response: Dawww I'm really glad you've taken a liking to Scorpius! And, yes, it does seem like a sudden interest. I promise there will be more background on their inconsequential but not so inconsequential past interactions. It's not as sudden as it may appear now though. :) Thank you for your lovely review, dude! And I ALMOST had him.. and then he went and knocked up Eva Mendes... Sigh... so close :(

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Review #11, by TheMarauderChick The Art of Fraternizing with Puppy-Kicking, Child-Punting, Owl-Punching Ruffians

24th December 2013:

I loved this chapter so much!! Just the interactions between scorpius and rose were so, gaah! And Rose is so gullible. I wonder what these learning to be bad sessions will be like.

Scorpius is, btw, is so unf-y and I just want to eat him up like rose ate the ice cream and his winking and bada**ness and just SCORPIUS man. Now THAT is what you call a catch ;)

See you in chapter 6!

-Sankavi ^_^

Author's Response: YAYAYAY! This makes me so happy! Thank you for the beam-inducing review... and yes I would like to eat him up as well. Even though I kind of constructed this portrait of him and he's kind of my brain son in a bizarre way and. I need to stop rambling and making this weird. ahghhh Haha thank you for your review :)

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Review #12, by TheMarauderChick The Art of Gormandizing Rejection Ice Cream On Your Knees At Night

24th December 2013:
YOU PROMISED A LINE. THAT WAS ONE WORD WOMAN. But I forgive you because the next chapter is up right now meaning i can read it now (in which there BETTER be some scorp bro).

Awww, when Lysander was calling her all innocent and adorableb, it kind of made my heart break :( He is such cutie patoot.

Well, I'm going to read me some hot serving of scorpius so toodles dearie!

-Sankavi ^_^

Author's Response: *hangs head in shame* aghhh I'm not a very trustworthy author am I? Thank you for your clemency though and continuing to read! :)

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Review #13, by TheMarauderChick The Art of Eluding the Scooching Game

24th December 2013:
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SCORPIUS D:< i feel betrayed. I thought it was gonna be le scorp who opened the door.

Anywhos, Harold is, uh, quite the catch. Him and his excessive use of the word smexy. Yup. A total catch. . .

My favourite thing so far though has to be Rose's singing in awkward moments. Expecially that song of all songs.

Guess who's going to go read the next chapter?


-Sankavi ^_^

Author's Response: I'm sorry, I'm the worst! When I started writing, and other "sub-stories" blossomed, and it took me a longer time to get to Scorpius than I initially planned. Thank you for sticking around though and reading! :D

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Review #14, by TheMarauderChick The Art of Attracting Perverts with Ketchup-Stained Parkas

24th December 2013:
Yes, Rose is a nerdcake pushover, Kind of on the whole Dom is a skanky -insert profanity- thing, and YES YES YES ON A HOT SERVING OF SCORPIUS!!!

I don't really have much else to say on this chapter other than Harold is creepy creeper who could be endearing if he was so, you know, creepy.

Off to read the next chapter!

-Sankavi ^_^

Author's Response: Yes she is! And haha I love how you can see the endearing-ness of Harold underneath his endless layers of... erm... skeeviness and overall Haroldness. Thanks for your review! :)

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Review #15, by TheMarauderChick Prologue

24th December 2013:
I love the first line in this, and i really like how this starts the story off! I wan't wait to meet Lysander and I really want to see how Scorpius ties in to all of this :)

-Sankavi ^_^

Author's Response: Awe thank you! :)

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Review #16, by MKReeds The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

18th December 2013:
I do hope that you'll allow Rose to curse at her relatives (and Harold) at some point (soon?), because really the odds aren't in her favour at the moment. Poor girl. It is refreshing though to read about this character of Rose. Incredibly awkward, yet she never feels sorry for herself. So far I quite like the story!

Author's Response: Thank you, I'm so glad you like it! And I can't give anything away... but there may or may not be retaliation... and it may or may not taste delicious :)

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Review #17, by Serendipity1234 The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

4th December 2013:
Hillarious chapater. I really liked the part with Harold. I feel really bad for Rose for having to deal with him and I feel bad for Harold for just being himself...but I love seeing their bizarre and somewhat horrifying interactions. I'd really like to see Scorpius react to Harold at some point. I just want to see him witness one of these incidents and see his reactions. I feel like that would be really interesting and funny.
Malfoy was an annoying little bugger in this chapter but in an oddly charming way. Maybe I just want to like him? I like seeing him push Rose's buttons. I feel like they have a relationship unique from all of her other relationships with people already and they've just met. He's a funny guy. Snarky and obnoxious but also sly and amiable. Yeah, I like him a lot. Already. And part of that I'm sure is that I want to like him, but that's not bad either, I don't think.
If anyone should be punted in the eye it's Dom. I sorta hate her. She's like this big ball of condescending, self-centered stupidy and I want bad things to happen to her. Karma, right? She needs to be taught a lesson in decency. Or 12. What's most frustrating about her is that Rose is her cousin. They're family and they've known each other forever and Dom still treats Rose like some gerbil she can play with. Like Rose is less than her. When she should be supporting her! UGH.
Anyway, I really liked the chapter and I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE. I WANT TO SEE MORE SCOROSE. AND LYSANDER/ROSE. AND HAROLD/ROSE haha. Update soon!! Seriously I would love to just sit and read like a bajillion chapters of this story I love it so much. It never fails to make me smile :)
I hope you're having wonderful holidays too, you fantasticly fabulous person!

Author's Response: Christine! I'm so sorry I haven't been active in an outrageous amount of time - I'm horrible. But thank you for always being so lovely and leaving the most thoughtful reviews... you're my favorite!

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Review #18, by HerEyesOnMeGazing The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

2nd December 2013:
Hysterical. Literally laughing to myself in the dark while reading this story (okay, so going crazy, kind of like Rose. But that means the story is just that good, right?!)

Love it. Can't wait for the next chapter :)

Author's Response: Oh my goodness! I feel so honored to have contributed to someone's in-the-dark-laughing-to-yourself session! I know exactly what you're talking about though. Like, some nights I'll just be on the internet with the lights out, chuckling creepily, and that's when I'll realize its 3 am and I'm completely alone, and then I feel slightly ashamed lol. But, seriously, I feel so happy that I inflicted that on someone else! I feel like I've reached a milestone!! haha. Thank you for your review! :D

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Review #19, by RelentlessFire The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

30th November 2013:
I totally loved it! HAHAHAHA still laughing, every time I fell like I'd just want Rose to grow some balls and replay to the darn Malfoy idiot with an incredibly witty and snarky comment!
Please update soon :)

Author's Response: Thank you! Rose growing balls might be slightly too graphic to write about, but I'll definitely consider it.. ;) bahaa (I apologize for my lame sense of humor.) But, yeah, I think that there might be some retaliation in order... :D Just so you know, your reviews always make me laugh RelentlessFire. :D Thanks!

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Review #20, by RelentlessFire The Art of Fraternizing with Puppy-Kicking, Child-Punting, Owl-Punching Ruffians

30th November 2013:
Seriously?! This chapter just made me laugh sooo hard!! Oh my god! You must be one of the best writers in the history of Fanfiction. yeah I actually loooved the awkwardness, the sarcasm and it was just amazingly hilarious. Am I the only one who thinks Malfoy and Weasley are weirdly perfect for each other?
Update soon, in the meantime I'll happily read the other chapters.

Author's Response: Yay! I love when people say I made them laugh! And you're comment about me being one of the best writers in the history of fanfiction is probably going to make me smile for the next few days, at least. :D Haha, I'll try to update soon! Chapter 7 is definitely in the works! Prepare for A LOT of awkward. :o Thanks for the amazeballs review!

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Review #21, by Lucinda The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

30th November 2013:
Yayyy!!! So glad you updated, please put up the next chapter asap. I love the comedy as usual, Malfoy is not an arrogant crumbum, he's just trying to teach Rose a lesson. If only she would grow a backbone and punt anyone she feels like. Looking forward to your next chapter, keep up the awesome work :)

Author's Response: Thanks! :D I'm working on the next chapter now - so hopefully it won't be a dreadfully long wait. I wish I could just write all day instead of spending my hours getting suckerpunched by calculus haha. Yeah, Rose definitely needs a little spine. She just hasn't realized her inner Gryffindor... yet. :) Thank you for your lovely review!

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Review #22, by WithLove The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

27th November 2013:
I think Rose might be my spirit animal... or possibly Harold. I like to think I'm endearingly awkward like Rose, but I'm probably just creepy and uncomfortable like Harold.

I seriously love this story. I threw out my voice laughing at this chapter and had to lie to everyone telling them I was developing a cold. Worth it.

Author's Response: Oh my goodness, I'm in love with your review. I think you're probably the first person that didn't utterly and entirely loathe Harold! haha. That being said, I'm sure you're not like Harold because you use terms like 'spirit animal' and make me smile and that just makes you supermegafoxyawesomeamazing, unlike Harold. :) Thank you so much for your review! I'm sorry that you laughed hard enough to throw off your voice, but I also feel really accomplished... :)

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Review #23, by anneh The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

21st November 2013:
b-b-best scorose humor! fic ever.
i'm cra cking up.
please update soon!

Author's Response: WOW, thank you! Its the absolute best when people tell me I made them crack up! I feel more accomplished now!

I will REALLY try! :) Thanks!

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Review #24, by AlexFan The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

20th November 2013:
I feel like Rose is the definition of tumblr in the wizarding world. I relate to her on a spiritual level, you feel me? I totally feel you about the school overloading thing. It's a pain but you gotta do it.

I feel really bad for Rose though because she just lets everyone walk all over her. She never says no, she never stands up to people, she just lets everyone push her around. And now that I think about it, I don't think Malfoy is going to teach Rose how to be bad, I think he's just going to show her that she doesn't have to be the welcome mat for people to wipe their feet on.

Malfoy can be a little bit of a jerk, but I think that he might actually, really want to help Rose out because he sees how her family treats her. And if that's the case, I've just become loads more fond of Malfoy.

And I like the relationship that he and Rose have going on. They're not necessarily friends but they're not completely uncivilized. They're like two people that have been best friends with each other for a long time and like to push each others buttons.

And I was just done with Dom, she was just really annoying, I can understand how Rose doesn't like her sometimes. The part about how Dom pushes her out of bed though really saddened me. I don't know man, I just feel really bad for Rose and the way that her family treats her. And the sad thing is, I'm fairly certain that Scorpius is going to end up treating Rose better than her cousins.

Speaking of Rose, she was a lot funnier this time and she just seemed really realistic and relatable. She sounds like someone that I would be friends with and overprotective of. I just really want to give her a hug.

But anyway, awesome chapter!

Author's Response: Bahaha I love the tumblr reference! As a tumblr addict myself, I totally feel you. You're right though, she really does encompass tumblr users... unhealthy lack of self-esteem, bipolarity, hyperactivity, nonsensical cognitive process... ;) And thanks for your sympathy about school; i'm literally drowning under piles of work. Ugh. :p

Yeah, Rose definitely needs to reexamine herself and the people she surrounds herself with. I haven't really allowed her to interact with her family during the story so far though. So hopefully after I introduce some of her other cousins, it will become apparent that their relationship isn't completely parasitic. Of course, Rose and Dom's 'friendship' is toxic. While Rose DOES allow her other cousins to walk over her, however, their relationship isn't at all like the dynamic between Rose and Dom. I'll try to expound upon Rose's other relationships in later chapters though. :) Because Albus and James, for instance, aren't completely detestable (like Dom). :)

I'm glad you're warming up to her! She would appreciate your virtual hug haha.

Thank you for the thoughtful review. It means a lot when readers leave a comment, let alone provide an analysis of the story. A reader's perspective really helps when I'm writing. Plus, I LOVE hearing feedback in general. Thank you so so much! :D

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Review #25, by Lyd The Art of Colliding with Arrogant Crumbums Whilst Thrift Shopping (Or Rapping About It)

20th November 2013:

P.S. It was great :D

Author's Response: ... But I was trying to portray him in an adorable light. :( #failed author

Thanks for the review, "Slydia" ;) ;)

PS- Ringo. 16. *wink wink*

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