hahah oh my god i read this entire thing in a day. it's absolutely brilliant, and i can't get over the fact that it's genuinely laugh out loud funny. i love your writing and your characterization and really everything about this fic. :D

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She is nothing without her man candy and army of skanks.

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Hey, Zoey. I thought I would come back and review since I haven't.

First off, I agree with Agatha about clocks. She couldn't describe them in a better way. I hate having to wake up to them. There are times that I wake and get freaked out because of their beeping. That is til I remember that they are just clocks, lol.

"It's more than slightly uncomfortable, though, when you walk in on your brother snogging your best friend. On your bed. During your thirteenth birthday party."Aww poor Aggy, but that usually happens. You know falling for your best friend's sibling. Very typical but cute at the same time. :)

"The birds were singing. Mr. Emerson from down the street was chasing the children off his property again with his rifle. Ah, I could hear their screams of terror from all the way over here. What a wonderful start to a wonderful day."Hilarious. I love her sarcasm and sense of humor and how she overreacts to almost everything.

And that last part was epic. James = love. I wish he was real so I could marry him. Why did he have to a fictious chracter?

Anyway I love, love, love your story.

~Sama
10/10

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"Nearest terrible thing that could happen x Potter - any sort of fairness/mercy = Agatha Bennett’s Life."
Favorite line of this whole story so far :D

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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE upload fast
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Please don't abandon the story .
James and agatha are fabulous

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Hey..absolutely brilliant story..luv d characters..they r absolutely endearing..cnt wait fr ur next chapter..I won't ask u to update soon cz i knw its humanly nt possible to do evrythng u hv to AND keep on writin..its pretty amazin tht u do..besides ur chapters r definitely worth d wait.. :)

Bt I will ask u nt to abandon ur story..lotta gud stories hv disappeard tht way :(

Cnt w8 fr no. 44!!!

P.S : I absolutely adore james..cn I pl hv him???

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THIS. IS. SUCH. A. GOOD. STORY. WHY HAVEN'T YOU
UPDATED YET!!! I LOVE this story so much! You
totally deserve the Dobby-s. Please update! The plot
is awesome and I SHIP JAGGY and I LOVE THIS
STORY! UPDATE!!! :)

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UGH UGH UGH I AM SO MAD THAT UGH I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS. So I just started reading your fic (which is absolutely brilliant, by the way) and THIS is the cliff hanger you leave me on. Just UGH.

Anyway fantastic job! Can't wait for the update! xx

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Hey there!
I completely agree with the last review :)
I started reading this 2 days ago and the only reason I didn't finish it in 12 hours is because uni keeps on getting in the way ;D
This is a brilliant story, from every point of view (though I must admit I'm a grammatic-obsessed jolting know-it-all every time I see 'it's's instead of 'its's and such, but it's forgivable because of the splendid-ness of the story).
I loved basically everything about the plot, the characters and how incredibly realistic all of this is (if we don't consider the whole magic thing, of course).
This is one of those stories which make you doubt about your own "creatures", when you think 'Aw, I will never be able to compare to that', but in a good way, really.
If only I could, I would 'favourite' Clash three, maybe four (read 'forty') times.
I don't know why, but when Aggy said "Screw it" I knew what was about to happen, lovely scene.
I don't know who else wrote they can't wait for her post-first time freak out, well I can't wait for it as well! The angsty parts are written in such a brilliantly funny way, it's amazing.
I felt sad, I laughed out loud, literally (my flatmates must think I'ce gone crazy), I really got into this story, and it's a rare thing with fanfiction.
If I had to mention one anti-stereotype, completely Mary Stu/Gary Stu-free story in this fandom, it would be definately be Clash.
I absolutely love Aidan and Dom together, as well as Fred and Evelyn; obviously useless to mention how addicting are James and Aggy and the whole Sword subplot.
Bloody talented, you are.
Finaly, hope you update soon :D
PS agree with the reviewer below saying that a pregnant Agatha would be kind of a disappointment because of the over-using fanfiction writers make of this plot, but you're the author so you're the one to decide :D
oh and PPS I love the witty fights between Aggy and James! And the unexpectedly funny moments (too many to list them!)! And the house elf!
PPPS (I swear, it's the last one) I'm not English, so despite my obsession over grammar, I might have made some mistake here and there, I apologize :)

Extraordinary fanfic, update s'il vous plaît ;)

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Hi!

Oh my Merlin, this is literally the BEST STORY EVER. Really. I have no idea how to put into words how brilliant it is. Characterisation is perfect, it's interesting to see how Agatha has developed- like, angsty, much? (But in a good and totally hilarious way. She is the best drunk ever- I nearly wet myself laughing when she was swearing at Kevin.)

I love James so much but I kinda hate him at the same time, if ya get me because he's so calm all the time and it's like 'WOAHhowareyoudoingthat' and I feel kind of ashamed cause I would do all the long rants like Aggy but then I feel embarrassed.
I thought it was so, so clever how you worked I'm that stuff about Nora and how it shaped him as a person. And I'm glad Aggy's finally accepted. Also, that bit where Aggy says James is her drug dealer? Genius, my friend :-)

I hope she's not pregnant but I don't think she will be. I mean, you could, and obviously it's your decision, but I think it would just be a bit too much, y'know? You've got all this brilliant Vespertine/Sword stuff going on I don't think you'd want to ruin it, yeah?

Sad to see the gang in such disarray :-( Hopefully, with her friends anyway, Aggy will realise it's all sunshine and rainbows and they'll all be friends again. And then they'll all save the sword and EVERYTHING will be sunshine and rainbows and Fred will come back and we'll see some more about Evelyn- that subplot was 'mazeballs too, yo.

Pleasse update soon because I love this story so much. I'm sorry if this review didn't make sense but the story's too good for me to do it justice :-(

Miss Moneypenny 10/10

P.S With said sunshine and rainbows plot, feel free to have some angst from Aggy in there. After all, what would the story be without Angsty Aggy?
... Not that I'm telling you how to write your story or anything. Sorry if that's what it sounds like, I didn't mean to...
I'll just go now. Kaybye :-)
Also, some editing needed on later chapters.

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I love this story and having read through it all again today I have also come to the conclusion that:

I LOVE AIDAN BENNET

Can I please have him? He's such a sweetie and my favourite character in this whole story

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This was truly amazing. I loved Aggy's point of view and this honestly made me laugh out loud many times. And there's not much that does that!
I found this very original and funny, as well as having some more dramatic moments! It was very easy to relate to, and I loved James' character!! Thank you very much (:

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Hii it's a very good story :) :)

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YESH! I can't wait for their reactions when they wake up lol they better remember!! And he better have used protection, the last thing she needs is a baby to add to her struggles

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I jerked towards him, but Potter grabbed my shoulder. "Watch your mouth, Cooper." Potter said evenly, as if he was asking someone to pass the butter.

Lovely!

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PLEASSE update! your killing me here!

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This is an awesome story and you write so well!
Im dying here, waiting for the next chapter!
PLEASE PLEASE update soon *poutface*
with a cherry on top :)

-iatevoldysnose

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HAHAH Aggy is such a goody-two shoes sometimes :)
Love her xox
Hilarious how they are terrified of Mrs Norris Jnr -although I prob would be too if I was a student at hogwarts...now that just made me depressed that I dont go to hogwarts T_T
Onto the next chappie

-iatevoldysnose

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Love it!
This story is really good and love the characters haha
-iatevoldysnose

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This is such an amazing story. I love them together. Your writing is so fluid, sometimes I find that with humour fics they tend to sound choppy because they're constantly setting up a joke but your story fuses with humour so well. I honestly love James potter, and the fact that you created a character so real and endearing is amazing. I can't wait to see what happens next so please, I beg you, update soon

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Hey there are some words here that I don't quite understand. Like big toe, meyebrow and puppies, words that keep popping up randomly. Why have they replaced actual words?

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Please update soon!!

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please please please please please please please please please post a new chapter! im dying here

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wow, this is amazing. Really tastefully, yet well written. I swear if I don't see novels written by you in the future...idk... there's just gonna be a problem *-* ... just get your stuff published! ;)

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Wow! You know how to end a chapter!
That is what I like most of this story the end of the chapter because it just makes you want to keep on reading!please keep writing, you are incredible at it!

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