Rofl, I laughed out loud at Snape talking both parts, imagining him actually doing that. Plus the joke was so lame that it was funny.

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That was hilarious!! He is absolutely insane!10/10!!

Author's Response: thanks :)

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i love it, i love all the jokes, it's great!
(it’s the ‘hip’ thing to do but very dangerous and requires paramount skill)
i love that, its so hilarious!

plz plz plz write more!

Author's Response: lol thanks might not be able to for a while coz i have uni work to catch up on and then i'm going to france for a wedding so sorry guys :(. I'll write when i get back though (i think i might be back on the 30th of aug). and thanks flye for the review, i love that line too.

Kerry, with love.

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That was hilarious!I love funny stories like this!
the blonde Slytherin who’s always had a crush on me. I mean I’ve caught her looking at me like twice in the last 7 years! That's SO funny!
g2g - need to read next chappie

Author's Response: heya flye, lol i'm a bag of tricks am i not (i say the weirdest things ...). anyway thanks for the review and thanks even more for adding me to your favs and asking me a question on the forum (love you!).

Kerry, with love.

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Haha, I love reading and writing random and humorous stories like this! Good job! I loved the end where Snape tried to insult Sirius. Sirivellus... hmm, it doesn't roll off the tongue as easily as Snivellus. Good job!

Author's Response: lol thanks, yeh sirivellus really don't work. poor snapey.

Kerry, with love.

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Haha xD You're right: if Snape ever found you, you'd be dead. It's so hilarious - I love his rambling. He is so full of himself and gets entirely off topic. Fantastic job. Please keep writing!

Author's Response: thats probably me getting off topic ... Mindless Ramblings of Kerryanah the Author ... thats what this should be called. oooo snape would probably bury me alive, dig me out once a year, prod me with sharp sticks, throw big rocks at me and then bury me again (it would not be a good way to live).

Thanks for R&R

Kerry

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I loved this. It was really hilarious. =) Snape's newly acquired 'vocabulary' is wonderful. I love how he's so full of himself, how he rambles on carrying a conversation with his mind. His jokes are so special they make me laugh xD This is a wonderful story, I really hope you continue it!

Author's Response: lol you called his jokes 'special' thats like calling a strange kid 'unique' just to make them happy. I will continue it but will probably do so after the holidays since i'm going to france for a wedding.

Thanks for R&R :)

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LMFAO!!! That was hilarious... Though Snape really isn't. He really needs to get a life. LOL!

10/10

-Shea

Author's Response: lol thanks Nymphie :) poor snape, not his fault, he doesn't know where you find one of em

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This is so unlike Snape it's hilarious. Pure genius!!
Keep it up!
xoxo
Kali//Elesphyl

Author's Response: "genius"? thanks :)

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haha funny make more chappies!!!

Author's Response: hopefully will do very soon, life is annoyingly full. hate u life for being too full lol.

Thanks chelsie

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Why do you always make my stomach aches? hahahahahahahahahah!
He is arrogant and yet.think tooo much in my opinion. It's DAMN funny.

Author's Response: lol thanks Sahara, i think i have a talent for causing people pain and general stomach upheavals lol

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haha.. very funny - loved it!

Author's Response: heya again Katterina! thanks once more, i loved writing this it was a chance for me to get weird

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Very funny chapter here! I'm looking forward to seeing how he fares as a good boy! And also I'm gald you updated!

Author's Response: gah not too sure hen I'll be able to update, I've got two other stories to update as well, as you can see i've been very bad. but not because i'm being lazy, lots of essays and that to do grrr, lol dn't worry lots more jokes heading your way. thanks for reviewing, stay in touch!

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ha ha!!!

Author's Response: lol thanks sophie, im glad u liked it.

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This was cute- I wish it was longer!

Author's Response: ooops sorry, i tried to make it longer but it didn't work out. thanks for reading!

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uhh nock nock Who's there? I don't know why don't you open the door or get one of thoose little things you can put on it and you can see who is there gosh I'm eating your pizza now!

Author's Response: lol i'm hoping this is a good review because i don't really understand it lol. but thanks anyway.

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This is a really funny story and also very creative! I laughed when Snape told Sirius the high heel joke. Keep writing!

Author's Response: lol thanks GinnyRox, oh this story shall be my undoing. I had written up a really 'good' plan stating exactly what will happen in all the future chapters but then (with the hustle and bustle of re-painting the whole house) i lost it. I have been thinking about shortening it and giving up on it but thankfully your well timed review has given me new hope so i'll carry on for you.

yep i'll re-plan, and write asap (since i have like four more stories to update as well). lol the high heel joke ... hmmm ... there must have been something in my water ...

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interesting in a snape is completely pathetic way... it was funny because he was so full of himself... quite an interesting read... a bit dull in places though
--aly

Author's Response: lol yeh this story is on a bit of a hiatus coz i'm kinda busy now with work finding, gym going and uni planning, not to mention trying to learn how to drive, making time for my friends and family, doing jobs around the house and trying to keep my sanity.
hopefully it will get better, i'll have to see where it goes. lol yeh snapey is very full of himself, very different from Just a game to me snape isn't he? and thanks so much aly for not only reviewing one of my stories but doing two!

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OMG! :D teehee. That was completely hilarious! lol. I'm still laughing! :D A bit short though.. But the funnyness makes up for it. ;) God, you're brilliant!

Author's Response: thanks so much Mischief! i've nearly done the next chappy but i can't post it till my Just A game To me chappy is validated. coming soon. :)

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Ahahaha.ahahaha.....ahahahahahahahahahaha...............
OMG, you better wish Severus wont find you because this is-HILARIOUS!
Gosh, pls continue quick....I cant stop laughing...help me...
The knock2 part was incredibly stupid for him which makes it funnier and at the same time, it makes no sense...hahahaha

Author's Response: yeh i'm hiding in fear and having to look behind my shoulder all the time lol. yep nearly 75% of the next chapter is done so will update soon. lol i loved the knock knock joke, yeh very stupid of him lol. thanks so much for reading and reviewing :)

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that was so painful, that it was quite funny! update!

Author's Response: lol yes painful, the perfect word to describe this. you just cringe when you imagine snape saying all this. thanks so much and yes will update, the second chapter is 75% done.

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LOL! That is HILARIOUS! I love it!

Author's Response: thanks, look out for the second chapter

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nice

Author's Response: thanks, sorry it's so short

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That was cute.

Author's Response: thanks :) and kind of crazy too isn't it

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