Update! I absolutely love your story :) { don't you just love those smiley faces they have like six double chins :-D but they don't really show up on reviews so just pretend I gave you a smiley face that is all double chinned and stuff } keep writing and update like now :)

Author's Response: Awww...
thanks for that :D
i shall pretend that you gave me a double chinned smiley face if you pretend i gave you a rainbow.
Kay?
till next time
lOony

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This box is fluffy :)
I actually love this.
I read it like 4 times already.
You crack me up.
I'm CRAY.
Really CRAY.
This is my type of story :P

I mean, UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMAS!

You'd better UPDATE NOW.



I officially name us UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMA-BUDDIES.

Kay? Kay.

Love yah

Author's Response: Isn't it just the fluffiest thing you've ever seen? i hope my brain is as fluffy as this box.
I am as happy as a chimmeny that you love it so much. I am puffing with delight.
It's good to be CRAY CRAY CRAY CRAY.
i shall update soon
Kay? Kay!

till next time UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMA-BUDDIES.

lOony
(love yah to o o o o o o o o o)

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"Say it with me, I am a woman trapped inside a man's body." PRICELESS!
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER AND HILARIOUSNESS (I don't think that's word. Yay! I'm like Jess! I made a new word :D )
Anyway, this story is epic and you MUST COMPLETE IT!!!
After I finish this review I am going to click 'next chapter'. Anyway, PLEASE CONTINUE THIS EPICNESS :)

Author's Response: I DONT KNOW WETHER OR NOT I SHOULD BE SAD OR HAPPY THAT I KILLED YOU WITH LAUGHTER AND HILARIOUSNESS (good work by the way, GENIUS.)

Thanks EVER so much m'darling (always wanted to say that) and i plan on completing it!!
...just have to come up with a plotline. meh.
I WILL CONTINUE WITH THE EPICNESS THOUGH :D

till next time
lOony




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I SHALL PET THE BOX! amazinf as per usual!!! UPDATE FASTER!!! THIS SLOW RATE IS PATHETIC!!!

Author's Response: THANKS FOR PETTING. So glad you find it amazinf :D.
update faster?
says the girl who STARTED reading the story yesterday and finished it today :D

till next time
lOony

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bwahahaha i'm highly amused by this. so amused that i am laughing without making any noise (you know that weird kind of laughing? yeah, that one). i'm glad that jess isn't afraid of what other people think and does whatever nuttiness she wants. lovely story.

Author's Response: Mwhahaha. sorry. i wanted a cool laugh too.
i am very amused that you are amused by the amusing story. i am aquainted with such mentioned laugh, i always look like a frog when i attempt it though. :D Jess is quite fearless and im glad you like it :D thanks for reviewing m'dear.

till next time
lOony

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OK OMG THIS IS SOO FUNNY AND AMAZING!!! love Jess and Conner!!!
oh and btw i love ur authors note :)

Author's Response: I KNOOW IM FUNNY AND A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. oh and btw i know my authors note is awesome. LIKE ME. AND MY BRAIN.

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Oh. My. B'Jezuz. That chapter made me (metoporically) pee my pants from laughing so hard! Professor Who seems like a boss! I cant wait to see what other amazing things you come up with! And back on to the currious subject of Al. He could be a she buuut Connor doesn't know and falls in lurve with him(her)
Anywho Continue and my the force be with you
(cool lightsaber sound affects inserted here)

Author's Response: OH THE JEEBUS.
im so glad that you only metaphorically pee'd your pants. cuz that would have been PROBLEMATIC. in a PROBLEMATIC WAY. Professor Who is pretty epiiiccc.

Al. oh he boggles my brain. (ITS BIG I TELL YOU) WAIT AND SEE TO FIND OUT HIS ACTUAL GENDER. YAY. GIRAFFEE.
May the beloni be with you.
(Cool slurping effects inserted here)

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ATTENHUT!
dude youre officially the weirdest child i knowl. thats quite an achievment. this chapter was a jumbly. i was really confused and befuddled but in the end i got it. cool story, its just a bunch of pansies and madness, but you are a penguin so what can i say?
and you must buy me a giraffe, prefessor who told you to so GO GET ME A GIRAFFE and make sure its green.
that will be all.

Author's Response: ATTENSHEEP.
YOUR FACE IS THE WIERDEST CHILD I KNOWL.
dont worry. your brain is advanced so there was some jumbling info so i thought you might get lost.

i will buy you a giraffe when you buy me a sheep. BUY IT. I COMMAND YOU. but make sure its rainbow. or made out of chocolate.

THAT WILL NEVER BE ALL.

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i have officially lost hope in trying to fill the void that you left in my school life! BEST ONE OF YOUR CHAPTERS YET!


BRILLIANT! AMAZING! BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC! EPIC!!
TRULY MINDBLOWING!!!



seriiously what were you doing when you were writing this cause do it more often! FREDDIE AND HER I LIIKE FREDDIE AND JESE
(AS PLATONIC COMPANIONS OF COURSE))




CONTINUE MESMERISING ME!




if only i had that teacher.if only

Author's Response: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
YOU SHALL NEVER REPLACE USSS. NEVERRR AND EVER. HALLELUJAH. HALLElUJAH.

i spelt i wrong. TAKE THAT PRESENTATION DAY. ACHOO. I JUST SNEEZED.

I LIKE THEM IN A PLATONIC WAY ALSO CHILD. ALSOOO.

COMMUNITY. WOOO. I WATCHED IT. HAAHAHAHAHA.
THE HUNGER DEANS!

OKAY. WILL MESMERIZE YOU.
BY THE WAY NO PLOT LINE IN MIND.
SO WHATEVER.

BYYYEEE.

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OH MY MY FRIEND. YOU ARE SO. FREAKING. HIGH. IN THE SKY. WITH DIAMONDS. AND LUCY. AND I'VE STILL GOTTA WATCH I AM SAM.
so many laughs i had this chapter. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NAMED THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS DRUGS BECAUSE YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY TAKEN A BUCKET OF BURGERS TO THE HEAD AND LOST ONE TOO MANY BRAINCELLS TO COME UP WITH PROFESSOR WHO (pride! you actually made a doctor who reference, be willing to watch it now, by any chance? HAVE ALL SEASONS ON MA LAPTOP, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA) what kind of teacher swears and makes a kid pee on the table? AN AWESOME ON THATS WHO. possibly even more awesome than our arithmacy professor.
WOW. WE NEED LIVES.
regardless, this was so awesome, and high, but i probably already said that, and if you BUY ME A GIRAFFE I'LL BUILD A HOME FOR YOU. FOR ME. i'll make a firstie buy me a giraffe.
SPORT TOMORROW. EEP.
ANYWAY, I WANT A GIRAFFE, AND A POTTER AND A FREDDIE. tomorrow we shall moonwalk to our desks.
THIS REVIEW IS LONG. TREASURE IT FOREVER. PRINT IT OUT AND SEND IT TO THE ABOS AND TELL THEM THAT IT IS THE RAINBOW SERPENT, B*TCHES.
oh yeah. i'm pulling out the big guns.
FROM YOUR AWESOMEST FRIEND/REVIEWER;
SHADOWBUDDY

Author's Response: WILLYA JOIN ME? IN THA SKY? WITH PONIES?
AND IF I AM THE QUEEN OF DRUGS THEN YOU ARE LUCY. IN THE SKY. WITH WEED.

AND DONT HATE. DISCRIMINTATE. BURGERS. YUM.

I HAVE BRAINCELLS. JUST ASK OUR ARITHMACY (nice one) PROFFESSOR. (spelt that wrong.)

Proffesor who (loosely based on CHANG) is pretty epic. (and no, unfortuantley i still dont wanna watch it. sorry. not at all. he has a cool tartus though. i'll buy you a giraffe in the tartus. MOO.)

AND I BUILT. A HOME. FOR YOU. FOR ME.

sure. i'll just print this out on my non existant printer. I'LL KICK IT OLD SCHOOL AND HANDWRITE IT. The abo's would probs appreciate it more if i wrote it down on a leaf. this is a long review.
FROM YOUR AWESOMEST FRIEND/LOVER/READER OF THE REVIEWS.
WIZARDPAL

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Haha! Another hilarious chapter. Seriously this is amazing. My favourite would have to be the butterfly (or should i say flutter fly) bit. It was really cute and adorable. I loved this chapter hopefully another one validates as quick as this one did :D

~LoVe_Sirius

Author's Response: I am quite hilarious aren't i?
Modest also.
DIDYA GET MY REFERENCES?
because its a Flutter BY. because they quite clearly FLUTTERBY.

thanks for taking the time out of your almost non existant life to review :D

till next time my one and only
lOony

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HE WONn! WO! SUCK IT MURRRAYYY!






GREETINGS FELLOW PINK FUTURE INNMATE or ASYLUM CELLMATE whichever comes first really...not that picky.!




I KNEWWW ITTT! I KNEWW THE GROUND COULD SPEAK TO ME! ALL THIS TIME!!! THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE BOOMING IN CLASSROOMS, THE BELLS RINGING, THE CRIES OF AN ADVANCED BRAINNN! ALL OF IT WAS BENEATH ME! I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE!!!




speaking of life



























































YOU GET IT CAUSE I GOT NONE! MWAHAHAHAHA .






wait did i just?.to myself??












Oh dear god i need chelto more than i thiink.
















































IF I WAS A FLOWER GROWING WILD AND FREE
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE MY SWEET HONEY BEE



its so beautiful! as im suffering from you withdrawal i write:





IF I WAS A COLLEGE THAT WAS FOR THE COMMUNITY
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE THE CRAZY DEAN

IF I WAS A PARK FOR THE YOUNGER BEINGS
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE MY ONLY SWINGS


ALL I WANT IS YOU WILL YOU BE MY MATE
STICK IT OUT TO THE END IN A PLATONIC WAY
ALL I WANT IS YOU WILL YOU STAY WITH ME
DUMP OF BUCKET OF WATER ON HIRUNI!!






i know...i know...im amazingg!

excuse the lateness as i revewed immediately howeveer it failed due to the stupidity of my internet.NO I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE YOUDONT LEAVE ME

Author's Response: HI LOOP!
LOOP LOOP LOOP LOOP LOOP LOOP LOOP LOOP.

its an amazing song i wrote. its special because you can sing it to any tune you want.

AS YOU WALK ON BY, WILL YOU CALL MY NAME??

TOO RIGHT HE WON. HE ALSO WON THE GAME OF BEAUTIFUL. GAH. SO PREEETY.

the meaning of life?


well its pie.

GEDDIT? LIFE OF PIE? LIFE OF PI?

i blow myself away.

speaking of life (not really)











school. eww.
YELLOW. mmphhh. restraining from saying anything.

THE MERAE (safety purposes) SAID I WISH I WAS A PIG (cuz its pink)
THE PIG SAID I WISH I COULD BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF PIG (DEAD?...cuz its pork)
THE NRAVDEIER WAS LIKE A LAVENDER
AND ROONI LIKED BIRIYANI.


SORRY FOR THE LATENESS. IM JUST LAZY.

THANKS FOR THE REVEIW, WHICH BY THE WAY HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CHAPTER.

COOL?
cool cool cool.

till next time
lOony

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i can taste the crunchieness. i do not want a pony, but i thought i should let you know.
anyway. the story.
brilliant, nuttty, and the story of your life. i love it.
i like cake
HUT!
i like the random huts. reminds me of hobos.
moo imma beanstalk.
i suggest that you make an advanced referance. it would make the stiry that little bit more awesome. LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER.
i suggest that streets should be filed water, and we can float down the street in a giant inflatable plastic bubble. we did that. we are awesome. who else can say they floated in a bubble.
CHOCOLATE BUBBLES AND BOOKMARKS FOR EVERYONE.
wow. whats that. its raining burgers. i must go put out a bucket in which to collect the birgers in. i hope they dont have pickles in them. i hate pickles. you can eat them for me.
keep writing your story, and may the force be with you.

Author's Response: MUNCH. CRUNCH. MUNCH.
THANKYOU for letting me know you do not want a pony. BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT? They GALLOP.
Tis the story of my life young one. OR IS IT?
YOU REMIND ME OF A HOBO. But an awesome one that plays the banjo.
I WILL MAKE AN ADVANCED REFERENCE. YAY.
LUKE I AM YOUR BANANANANANANANANANA.
I THINK THAT'S AN AWRSOME IDEA. WE CAN FLOAT IN THE BUBBLES AND MAKE PIE. AND CHOCOLATE.
I think it's finished raining burgers. It's raining canines and felines now.
EP. I don't like pickles. What a pickle.

MAY THE BANANA BE WITH YOU
Happy invasion day.
lOony

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Haha I love this chapter. I really like Conner :D He seems adorable! I love the Humour through our this chapter and can't wait for another awesome chapter of yours!! Please update soon!! Beautiful banner btw!

~LoVe_Sirius

Author's Response: Conner is the cutest isn't he? SO GLAD YOU LIKED THE CHAPTER!
Thanks for the lovely review :D
I really love the banner too, though none of the credit goes to me :D
Till next time
lOony

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I AM PETTING THE BOX AS THIS IS ANOTHER AMAZING CHAPTER.
of nuttiness and crunchiness and general adorable-ness.
DO YOU LIKE PIE? AND BUBBLES? AND WHEN GREAT FRIENDS FINALLY FIND THEIR IPODS?
coz i know you do.
ANYWAYZ, i hope you finish your chapter soon and then update so then i can read it and be happy like a bunny and possibly a carrot which had just escaped the bunny's claws.
COOL? COOL? OK. BYE NOW AMAZING AUTHOR.

Author's Response: THANKYOU FOR STROKING MA PONY YOUNG ONE. CAN YOU FEEL THE CRUNCHINESS? LIKE CEREAL?
I like pie
I like bubbles
I LOVE it when friends FINALLY find their iPods.
I shall give you a carrot. An orange one. OR WILL IT BE.
COOL?
Cool cool cool.
BYE NOW AMAZING PIE.

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Well another lovely chapter with my fav crazy case! I cant wait to see more of this amazing stuff! {it's LittleLionGirl btw}
Connor is gay?? Well maybe he and Al should be together- unless he is a girl... wan wan wannn...

Author's Response: HELLO LITTLELIONGIRL!
Raaawr.
I truly cannot wait for you to read more of the coolest nut in town.
And yes conner is gay of epic proportions. And is Albus a girl. THAT IS ZE QUESTION. *more suspenseful music right back to ya*
Till next time
lOony

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I WANT A PONY OMG. AND JESS' BESTFRIEND. CONNER IS LIKE MY NEW FAVOURITE PERSON. AND YES, YES I KNOW HE'S FICTIONAL.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE MY NUTELLA LESS HEAVENLY.
Okay. That was random. I'll stop now.
It seems like this box is the only thing that comes close to a pony. I'm petting it. Its fur is really nice.
Umm... Your pony just hit my face with its tail. No joke. THAT KIND OF STUFF ONLY HAPPENS TO ME. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS KIND OF LIFE. A PONY REJECTED ME. I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE. WITH 85 CATS. EVEN MY CATS WILL REJECT ME AT SOME POINT.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD.

Author's Response: WHO DOESN'T WANT A PONY? THEY JUMP. LEAP. FLYYY.
CONNER IS PRETTY DAMN EPIC. BUT WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF FICTION? I HATH NO IDEA WHAT THY IS TALKING OF.
CON CON. SHALL. BE. REAAL.
And nothing on the earth, planets, milkyway, solar system, blah diy blah diy blah blah will ever make the nutella less heavenly. NOTHING.
thankyou for petting my pony/box. i just gave it a bath today actually so it's soapy and nice.
IM SO SORRY MA PONY HIT YOUR FACE. AT LEAST IT DIDN'T POOP ON YOU? YOU SHANT DIE ALONE BECAUSE THIS NUTELLA WILL NEVER REJECT YOU. And at one point the 85 cats will be so jealous of you and your nutella they shall come crawling right back.

along with the pony.
lets name the pony, Cup.
YAY.

anywho...

THANKYOU.
PET AGAIN.


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YOU BROKE MY FACE!!!
mwahahaha i like this story its fun and yummay and exciting. put in a go fish referance.
this person sounds like you
hehe
BANANAAA
cabbage burger
keep writing :):):):):):):):)

Author's Response: IT IS A YUMMAY STORY. YAY.

I Will put in a go fish reference and refer to how ABSOLUTLEY crap that game is. Cough *for old people* cough.

BANANANANANANANANANA

Cameltoe.
Keep reading :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)


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OK I AM WRITING A REVIEW!
OR AM I PETTING IT? THIS IS CONFUZZLEMENT.
BEST FANFIC EVER TO WALK THE EARTH AND EAT PIES AND I LOVE IT!
'YOU'RE A WOMAN, AREN'T YOU?'
THAT IS FUNNY! FUNNY LIKE THE SUN AND THE MOON AND THE BLACKS AND THE WHITES AND THE PIES.
i would give up playing go fish for this fanfic because it's that good. and i don't like go fish anyway.
'GOT ANY QUEENS?'
'GO FISH.'
shittest game ever.
anyway, i (minister for all that is holy and good) declare this fanfic posted and shiz. and it's really good. and funny. and probably will deserve a poster in a shop somewhere. possibly in finland. why finland? i dont know why. perhaps it shall be because of the sugar. and the drugs. and the umbrellas.
ALRIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM SAYING. THIS STORY IS AWESOME. YOU KNOW IT.
UPDATE SOON! BUT I DON'T MIND, COZ IVE ALREADY READ IT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. PRIVILEGED READER, RIGHT HERE!
but seriously. update. and you shall be the awesomest of all awesomes!
CIAO MY BLACK BROTHER
MA HIPSTER SISTA.
(you are still yet to watch the lord. of the rings)
BLAME IT ON THE GOVERNMENT!

Author's Response: YOU ARE PETTING! THANKYOU!
MY FANFIC IS AWESOME! MUCH LIKE YOURS. OUR FANFICS CAN BE SISTERS. YAY.

and yes. i am a woman. BUT IS ALBUS? that is the question.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i would give up go fish for anything. ANYTHING.
except eggplant. because no one likes eggplant.

WHY FINLAND? because no one checks up on Finland.

THANKYOU CHILD. GO EAT A PIE AS A THANKYOU FROM ME.

oh look. a dodo.

ciao MA black brother.
MA HIPSTA SISTA.
maybe. probably not.

BLAME IT ON THE GOVAN (see what i did there?)

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Haha. I love it! The craziness is amazing and i can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: I love that you love it!
pshh. Craziness? WHAT CRAZ-

oh look. a flutterby.
SALUTATIONS TILL NEXT CHAPTER

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ABUBDAWUH"BDFIODPBDOD




INSANITY FOR THE WIN IMPRESSIVE














I SHALL RETURN AT DAWN MAKE WAY














SHEMAN STORYLINe PERSUE IT
OWN IT
BUY IT
ON BLURAY





rbb'b



so
happy




returned and giddyd







HAHAHEOHOHSOISC AMAZING TOP NOTCH TOP of THE CHARTS



BEST SUMMARY I HAVe rEAD OF A STORY AND CHAPTER





I




Salutations oh black brilliant one!



FREDY MY FREDDDY HOW HIS APPEARANCE MAKES ME SHINE LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE ITS TIME FOR ME TO BREAK INTO SONG




FAREWELL MINION














IVE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS.
HERE THEY ARE STANDING IN A ROW

(BUMBUMBUM)


BIG ONES. SMALL ONES...MORE LYRICS I FORGET






I REGRET NOTHING

Author's Response: SO





MANY




SPACES. (inbetweeen usss)


MAKE WAAAY FOR PRINCE ALIII

and i shall persue the Albus is a Girl theory...even though some of us dont own bluray...RICH BASTARDS

YOURE GIDDY, IM GIDDY.
GIDDY GIDDY BANG BANG

I HOPE YOU LIKE FREDSTER!
HE IS THE BESTER
AS COOL AS A JESTER
DONT BE A PESTER

FARWELL MINION No. 322

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! I'm like, shdjdjdbqba my face off! That was really flippin awesome! Please update soon!

Author's Response: IM SO GLAD YOU shdjdjdbqba'd YOUR FACE OFF!
YOUR FLIPPIN AWESOME TOO! LIKE MY FACE!
and i shall update soon child. i shall. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

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Ahaha! I love this story so much! You have an insanity level that passes mine (And trust me THAT is an accomplishment!) I can't wait to see what other insanity comes my way!
XOXOOXO,
LLG

Author's Response: THANKYOU YOUNG ONE. You're review has touched my heart.
Psh. Us? Insane? NEVER.
JUST AWSEOME.
Brace yourself for so much more insanity!!
Till next time
lOony :D

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