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Review:Hedwig_Pie says:
OK I AM WRITING A REVIEW!
OR AM I PETTING IT? THIS IS CONFUZZLEMENT.
BEST FANFIC EVER TO WALK THE EARTH AND EAT PIES AND I LOVE IT!
'YOU'RE A WOMAN, AREN'T YOU?'
THAT IS FUNNY! FUNNY LIKE THE SUN AND THE MOON AND THE BLACKS AND THE WHITES AND THE PIES.
i would give up playing go fish for this fanfic because it's that good. and i don't like go fish anyway.
'GOT ANY QUEENS?'
'GO FISH.'
shittest game ever.
anyway, i (minister for all that is holy and good) declare this fanfic posted and shiz. and it's really good. and funny. and probably will deserve a poster in a shop somewhere. possibly in finland. why finland? i dont know why. perhaps it shall be because of the sugar. and the drugs. and the umbrellas.
ALRIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM SAYING. THIS STORY IS AWESOME. YOU KNOW IT.
UPDATE SOON! BUT I DON'T MIND, COZ IVE ALREADY READ IT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. PRIVILEGED READER, RIGHT HERE!
but seriously. update. and you shall be the awesomest of all awesomes!
CIAO MY BLACK BROTHER
MA HIPSTER SISTA.
(you are still yet to watch the lord. of the rings)
BLAME IT ON THE GOVERNMENT!

Author's Response: YOU ARE PETTING! THANKYOU!
MY FANFIC IS AWESOME! MUCH LIKE YOURS. OUR FANFICS CAN BE SISTERS. YAY.

and yes. i am a woman. BUT IS ALBUS? that is the question.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i would give up go fish for anything. ANYTHING.
except eggplant. because no one likes eggplant.

WHY FINLAND? because no one checks up on Finland.

THANKYOU CHILD. GO EAT A PIE AS A THANKYOU FROM ME.

oh look. a dodo.

ciao MA black brother.
MA HIPSTA SISTA.
maybe. probably not.

BLAME IT ON THE GOVAN (see what i did there?)


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