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Review:hdawg says:
Your little A/N before the chapter made me beyond happy. Scorpius can now also be a puffin, although he is to be a puffin, and as such shall be a flamingo. Wearing a beret. And sparkly tights.

This boy needs to write a book of poetry. " I am always exact. Exact rhymes with fact and I am a man of many factoids. Ask my mother and she will vouch." All of it would no doubt be about himself, but it would be wonderful just the same.

"My hands are on my hips now. My hips are marvelous, like doubloons." I am imagining him dancing like in the last chapter. This is strange...and good. But this is the best description of him yet: "you self-sexual pighead!"

This is obviously dedicated to me, yes? "I want to be lord of your emotions! I want to build a manor in your heart and clean its windows fortnightly.' But I shan't do this. I will not acquiesce with your fantasies of moonlight and Christmas trees that sit in front of parlor-room fires. No! Neigh, I say! Also, I say this out loud!"

Okay, this is definitely about me ;) "She is looking at me. She is also looking passionate. I have begun to consider whether or not I should wink, as she seems to be engaging in the kissing-of-the-lips with me." I like to find my cameos in fics.

Why is this man not my husband already? He is so cultured ;) "However, my words were garbled. They sounded like this: "Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."...Gasp! Kitty speak! I do not remember taking such classes. I must have picked it up from Sir Pawsies, who is my dainty feline at home."

"lulz in conversations" you know my weakness: internet speak in conversation/internal monologue. I am swooning once more.

"Meow!" she says. But really it does not sound that way to me because I am a child of the meow language, very fluent of course. A love child. And Mrs. Norris is saying: "Yo. Wassup?"" Mrs Norris spin-off now. In which she is the gangsta of Hogwarts and is greatly feared for being so 'g'.

SCORPOLADE! I hope this is made into a product. Actually I don't. It would be too fabulous for my tongue and would surely burn me when I touch it.

This man better become a journalist. He would have the most fascinating insights into the news of the day. "I am going to mentally smite you with my undying wrath. I have smited you. There. You are smitten! This has just taken place, very recently. In fact, it is still happening. That is how current this news flash is." The BBC would be a much more interesting place... ;)

Best. Ending. Yet. "I am goddess of destiny./P.S. I must remember to knit Mrs. Norris a pair of denim trousers. Preferably bell-bottoms to show off her slim ankles."

I am so glad we are friends. This is too brilliant.

Author's Response: Scorpius is a lovely little puffin. Self-sexual pighead, lulz lulz lulz. When I was writing this I realized I didn't know what his sexual orientation was. He winks at everyone. But mostly he just loves himself, so there you have it.

Hannah, this is obvs about you. Scorpius built a lavish manor in your heart and he cleaned its windows fortnightly, except you kept closing the curtains and it made him sad. He knocked but there was no response, and he was a downtrodden Scorp 5ever~

lulz in conversations, bahaha that was just gratuitous on my part. This is the only fic I've ever posted where I literally just wrote whatever nonsense fell into my brain, and didn't edit any of it out or try to make total sense. HULKKEYBOARDSMASH.

Mrs. Norris is so 'g' that the other letters in the alphabet turned into numbers because they cannot compare. I don't even know. Where is my brain right now.

I AM ALSO GLAD THAT WE ARE FRIENDS. P.S. YOU ARE AWESOME AND IF YOU HAD GILLS I WOULD PUT YOU IN A LITTLE BOWL AND TRY NOT TO OVERFEED YOU BECAUSE SOMETIMES I OVERFEED FISH, THEY ALWAYS LOOK SO HUNGRY OKAY I CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR THIS.



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