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Review:hdawg says:
This looks like such a lovely story, and being in love with Ron/Hermione (and with your writing talents etc and Janechel's impeccable taste) I knew I had to read this the moment I saw it.

"she was the most important person on the list to shop for" my little shipper heart is screaming with happiness at this line.

Oh I could cry: "If he'd owned any, he might have decided to wrap up a few Galleons in a sock and give them to her." It's like you know my weaknesses! Oh Ronald, I love you.

"there was a large squid bathing in the toilet, waving hello with one of his tentacles..." Best. Dream. Ever. And to think I just tend to dream about JGL and Benedict Cumberbatch...

"She didn't mess around with superficial stuff, Hermione. Just one of her many glorious qualities..." I LOVE HIM. If only he was in love with me and he could adore me like this too :(

Wow, your Kreacher is exactly like JKR's! I congratulate thee. It's brilliant. (And I'm starting to sound like Ron mixed with John Watson...)

No Ron! "But I can easily take care of that," Ron said matter-of-factly to no one in particular, and went over to the sink, dumping the foggy contents down the drain. From behind him, Kreacher gave something like a yelp, a spasm, and then he fainted to the floor." My mind is racing imagining what could be in that bottle. Why would you do this to me?!

MY SHIPPER HEART! "she assumed that Ron would expect her to wear it. And all of the brilliance and sensibility in the world could not have stopped her from doing just that." That's it. The HMS Romione has officially set sail and I am sad that the books and films are over, and now I have all these feelings because it ties in with canon and I love you and I am rambling but this was brilliant.

Thank you. I am eternally jealous of Janechel for getting such a wonderful present from such a wonderful writer for Christmas.

Author's Response: HANNAH. ♥ THANK YOU FOR INSISTING ON BEING SUPER AWESOME AND VISITING ME TWICE. You are like a little fairy going around leaving reviews, making days, etc. Or maybe an elf. It depends on your mythical creature preference.

I'm imagining that in that bottle is Kreacher's memory of Regulus and the locket, and oh hey Albus, if you could've just found this in OotP before Ron dumped it down the drain, you wouldn't have gone to the cave and also would not have died and they would have found the horcrux before trying to throw it out, to which Kreacher stole it back, and so on~

RON, YOU OAF. YOU RUIN THINGS. ALL FOR MELLOW BUTTER AND WHATNOT. DAISIES.

Romione is the best ship, I &heart; it muchly. And baww, you are so nice. Thank you! But if you think this is anything, you should have a look at the one Janechel wrote for me on her page, Baker's Dozen. Homg, so jealous of her talents. Incredible, incredible one-shot.



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