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Review:Loony_Scorpy says:
This whole chapter was pure gold. Scorpius is so freaking hilarious. Even coming up with something like this your writing is incredible! :P The things you have come up with! That whole part about days and nights...oh wow..Scorpius.

A few of my favourite lines! ♥;

"My wand isn't silver, which does not compliment my hair with beautiful haikus, so I ignore it."

"I am having a change of heart. I feel my heart changing, probably to an oval shape so as to make room for my various gallbladders."

"My narrator is currently engaging in the vanishing act of chocolate pancakes and she wants to inform my fans that they are delicious." Delicious pancakes eh? ;)

"And by carbs I mean carbon monoxide."

"...thank you for the medicine that gives me my mother's jeans and not my father's, which never fit..." JEANS. OH MY. Wear the jeans Scorp.

HE SHAVES ONE ARMPIT. LOL. YOU'RE REEEAL COOL SCORP.

THE AGE STUFF. OH MY GOSH. I WAS BORN WHEN I WAS EIGHT TOO ~ WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

ARM-Y! I'll have to use that now~

"The plural form of this is wool." I BURST out laughing so hard at this point. WOOL. The genius.

THE WHOLE SINGING SECTION.

"I have landed in a rave!"

"The branches are trying to hug me. I have not given them permission to defile me with their bark!"

"Professor Sprout's eyes are large. I make mine larger. She cannot win this duel!"

"'Yowl' is one letter away from 'owl'."

Gah. Sorry for the inundation of writing that you have already seen. I kept going to add so many quotes...until I realised I was going to end up quoting the entire story which is completely pointless :P

I would never have thought someone could describe a fall like that - the fact he didn't even realise he was falling *facepalm*

I also love the way you changed the words ever so slightly (like graduate/granulate and literally/literaturely), that type of thing!

Sorry for my random caps-locking ;) I should sleep :o

All I can say is that I honestly hope I never meet someone like this. Or if I do, I talk to them for a few moments of hilarity...and then they disappear into Scorp-land. Fabuloso story! ♥

Author's Response: SO MANY QUOTES, YAYYY ♥

Seriously, I love this review. I love knowing exact bits that people liked. :)

If I ever met someone like Scorpius, I would probably force him into a chair and make him narrate every single one of his thoughts, and I would record it. And whenever I was going about my business on an average day, if someone were to annoy me I would pull out my tape recorder and play Scorpius's monologue until they went insane.

XD

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