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Review:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap says:
If it were real, my eyes would be squares instead of cylinders, like the shape of the wind.

^ HOW POETIC.

gives me my mother's jeans and not my father's, which never fit, I look at the ground again.

^ HAHAHAHA. I can't stop crying from laughter. Why does this have to end?!

This is why I only have to shave one armpit.

^ Err.men...shaving armpits...well...no wonder he fits into his mother's jeans.

Oh you're wonderful. This story has made me laugh from the first chapter to the very end. I need to go read everything over again and laugh at his nimble hips and randomosity.

Author's Response: Le Scorp is like the Shakespeare of his day. He can't help it that he is such an artist with language.

Smooth armpits enable him to swim faster while he's playing Quidditch in the rain.

Heee, glad I could oblige! Scorpius and his nimble hips thanks you for reading and for your lovely reviews. :)


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