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Review:justonemorefic says:
I asdfgh adore you with the passion of a thousand suns. I caught this right as it came out and linked it in Skypeland. WE ARE ENJOYING IT MUCHLY.

Cat tears. Tense switching. Humidifier similes. DISEMBODIED CHO.

Can Draco get with the Batty Old Lady? Can he can he? And then it's secretly Hermione under a curse and he has to realize her inner beauty and then when the curse breaks, she transforms into Megan Fox and they ride off into the sunset on a unicorn with Voldemort (because he can party).

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Author's Response: BAHAHAHA.

Megan Fox! Hermione falls asleep in a tanning bed filled with hair-straightening potion and permanent lipstick and there is a timeturner and she makes out with Sirius a little and then she and Draco have lots of witty fights and then she gets pregnant and Ron roars like a lion and Dumbledore makes a move on Cedric and they all live happily ever after. In a tree. With a family of koalas.

And then Megan Fox realizes she's in love with Voldy (because he can party, of course), and they make an Unbreakable Vow to be lovers forever. But then Draco's orbs suck her back through the space/time continuum and everything explodes and there are Dark Marks everywhere and Muggles sip meatballs and spaghetti and filter-feed oxygen through their pores.

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